Monday, June 29, 2009

` pregnEncy Q & A :: fUnny `





Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.


Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.



Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.



Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody
that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?


Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? !

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.



Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant



Q: Is there any reason
I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?

A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.




Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.



Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.


Q: Our baby was born last week.
When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.



Contributed by : Ashraf
Email: ashraf15932@gmail.com

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