~ fUnny leaVe applicatiOns ~

1. A student's leave letter: "As I am suffering from my uncle's marriage I cannot attend the class

2. A candidate's application:"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a 'typist And an accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both for the past Several years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post."

3. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife. Please sanction me one-week leave.

4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"

5. A leave letter to the headmaster:"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"

6. An incident of a leave letter:"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.

8. A covering note:"I am enclosed herewith..."

9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.

10. Actual letter written for application of leave:"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At home I may be granted leave".

11. Letter writing:"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."

12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was Performing his daughter's wedding:"As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.