Showing posts with label reality check. Show all posts
Showing posts with label reality check. Show all posts

Friday, May 6, 2011

It's not what I didn't feel its what I didn't show..


single



tak single



FAQ: kenape azi takde bf da sejak...? dia ghey ke?

FAG: lol, i never knew the short term for 'Frequently Answered Given' will be FAG.. hahaha

hotak kau.
gay dosa lah.
meh sini aku nak cite..

just give it a lil thought..
if you are in a relationship with someone..
there are only 2 possible outcomes..
whether you breakup, or get marry.

or.. ada orang kate..

"ala, muda2 ni couple just for fun lah..
ol skool la ko, nak pikir kawin bagai.."

ohhhhhh..
just for fun ke..


- u gonna spend lotsof money on your bf/gf (and if u breakup its just.. burnt toast coast to coast)

- u gonna waste lotsof time on the phone, arguing, bla3..

- u gonna lost your freedom dude! y do you think PRISON BREAK tu sampai season 5..? Nak tunjukkan betape berharga nye freeeeedom!!!

- u gonna like..okay this is for the baddy2 people out there.. u gonna like.. okay wont say it cause i dont do such thing and I believe all my readers didn't too :)

- u gonna.. dosa lah couple! (gilo! nnt klu korg tgk aku couple in the future, u can rub this on my face xD)



figure 3.1: couple peluk2 di bp mall
(gambar hiasan)

so, losing all this shits.. i just cant commit the same mistake :( yeah, call me ol skool or what.. i'm gonna save it all.. for the right man.. not now, for sure, i'm still young.. got many things to deal with oso.. math.. math.. y am i thinking bout that subject? -___-

okay wait maybe in..few years? rite now i'll just.. fool around i guess :p not committing to any relationships.. be friends with as many people as I could.. gain knowledge.. travel around the globe.. feed the poor.. eh, dah2 la tu.. -___-


figure 18: i nak duduk sini lah tunggu encik betul datang..



figure 73: encik betul akan datang ibarat sam tsui menunggang skuter

p/s: who says i dun wanna be in love? I am, rite now.. (refer to the title).. and as usual, I just gonna move on and let the feeling goes by... it will.. it will not? :'( yes it will.. no it wont.. nahh it will.. just kidding it wont.. it will!! ngeh..

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Singlet

Perkara yang tak best bile kau single:

Pantang la org len tgk kau bekawan ngan laki, mule la buat spekulasi.

Kalau laki tu single,

"haa, tu klu ko tak tau, dorang slalu pg wellward same2.. kapel la tu.."



Kalau laki tu ade awek da,

"haa tu tak lain tak bukan, nak berscandal lah tu.. pompuan tu da haus sgt kasih sayang, habis laki org dingurat nye.. mcm la takde laki lain die nak kawan.. aku yang kacak gila mcm justin bibir ni tak nak pulak dia kawan.."



Kalau laki tu ex- org,

"haa pompuan tu tak lain tak bukan nak masuk line la tu.. dari 25 taun yang lalu aku dah tau dah.."


tak bulih ke a guy and a girl be just friends? even better, good friends?
waduyuthink?
well i think..

kejap panggil kak demi tolong jawabkan..


demi

"who says I can't be single and have to go out and mingle.. bebeh thats just me ;)"

kthnksbai.