Rob and Kristen- It's Always SOMETHING

Random Thoughts.

1. Kristen turned up in LONDON!

I'm telling you...

When that girl shows up I smile big time.

I miss her pretty face.

Do I even want to mention all the ensuing drama?

Of course I do, silly!

That's what I do here.

Pick.
Poke.

Jab.

Joke.

Let's see.

Kristen goes to London for SWATH related work.

Not a big deal... right?

Well... it shouldn't be.

SWATH has moved up its release date

so its not a surprise that Kristen has to

do pre-production kinda things...

But of course.

Her being in London without Rob

(Nevermind that he is working in Toronto right now)

means they've broken up!

They hate each other!

So much for Kristen spending the summer with Rob!

Blah.

Blah.

Fucking Blah.

Kristen isn't over in London for long haul... yet.

She will be back with Rob in Toronto

(and in time for the MTV awards?)

before you know it.

I know you don't want to believe it...

But Rob and Kristen really are together

and really will be together in Toronto again.

Yes.

Again.

Because Kristen doing work related stuff

doesn't negate where she has been the 2 weeks

leading up to this trip.

Oh right.

WITH ROB.

Remember when I mentioned 'Joke'?

This is what I'm talking about!

Oh my the foam was thick and heavy over this duffel bag.

Truly.

The so called 'ash cloud' they were talking about over Europe

was in fact... a FOAM cloud.

We're talking a lot of foaming... OK?

Personally I don't really get into the whole matching

Shirt/sunglasses/bracelet etc thing.

I'm aware that Rob and Kristen seem to share clothing.

(Get off my dick anyone?)

And as charming as that may be...

I don't usually notice these things until someone points it out.

This duffel bag seemed to upset a lot of people.

Yes.

They were upset.

Over the possibility that Kristen was using Rob's bag.

I'm not making this up.

Really.

But suffice to say that the people who screech

I DON'T CARE

the most...

Also were the ones writing novels about

how the 2 bags couldn't possibly be the same one.

**Cue Maniacal Laughter**

It took a matter of minutes for the comparison photos to come out.

"It's NOT the same bag, his is bigger"

"The leather strap thing is different"

"Even if it is the same bag it means N-O-T-H-I-N-G!"

"I borrow my friends bags ALL THE TIME!"

"Kristen is just carrying it for PR!!!"

OK.

Well.

It must mean S-O-M-E-T-H-I-N-G.

Heh.

Personally?

I think it IS the same bag.

Rob's looks bigger cuz his is stuffed full.

Kristen's isn't.

Rob is using the shoulder strap...

John is carrying it by the handle straps.

Come on...

It's really not that big a deal either way.

So what if Kristen went to their closet...

(You know... in the place they are staying in... together)

and pulled out the sturdy mustard colored duffel bag?

Does it mean 'epic luuuurrrvvveee'?

Nah.

It just means that what's Robs...

Is Kristens.

 ** Cue Maniacal Laughter**

Bear.

Sweet Bear.

So much chatter about this little guy.

Some people still can't get over the fact that

Kristen was with the adorable puppy.

They hate it even more now that the media

is calling it THEIR dog...

'Why was she with ROB'S dog???'

'Who does she think she is using that puppy for PR??'

"How do we even know its the same dog?"

"Please. These pictures were SO staged"

"So what if she's walking Rob's dog?
It means N-O-T-H-I-N-G!"

"Who cares! I watch my friends dogs ALL THE TIME!"

Do you sense a pattern here?

**Cue Maniacal Laughter*

PattinsonLife posted some awesome outtakes...

I mean.

I've seen a lot of them before..

But is there such a thing as too much Robert?

Pish Posh.

The man is fucking dreamy.

I've seen zillions of pictures of him..

And maybe a handful didn't do him justice.

Pretty good ratio... right?

So the above picture kinda reminded me of this picture...

I know its just cuz of the ripped out knee...

Too bad its a different leg

or we could say they were sharing jeans!!!

**Cue Maniacal Laughter**

Must admit this one...

Is probably one of my all time favorites.

It's one of the pics on my desktop...

and I have had the same desktop picture for a LONG time.

Like.

Long.

Like.
Really Really
L
O
N
G

Which just means...

I haven't really found anything better to replace it with.

I've been close a few times...

And its not like there haven't been dozens of gorgeous pictures.

But the 3 pics on my desktop have yet to be topped.

Or I could just be lazy.

 

Always liked this one too...

Cuz you get 

Two

Two

Two Robs in One.

Too much?

Sorry.

But double the Rob

Double the pleasure?

OK. OK.

I will stop.

And last but not least...

GREEN SHEEP

Tom on a bike.

Is that the cutest thing ever?

Well...

Rob on a bike would be adorable too.

I would pay good money to watch

either one of these guys ride a bike.

You know it would be all kinds of adorkable.

This post is brought to you by the letter *L*

L for Love

No, its not EPIC LUUURRVVE

It's Love.

Although it's probably epic to them...

L for Loonies.

I've received more than my share of 

ALL CAPS EMAILS

lately.

It's always amusing to have someone 'yell' at you

through the written word.

Even though they misspell a lot of them.

Seriously...

How does someone misspell Rose?

Really?

"ROSEE YOU ARE A LOOSER!"

Yeah.

That's a post for another day.

Heh.

L for Laughter.

Maniacal

and otherwise.

Bye for now

Yeah... I'm fucking twirling.

I love how something so simple...

Annoys so many.

**Cue Maniacal Laughter**